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Dhsu
Good Boy
(4/1/03 9:28 pm)
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"Oh be careful what you post, on the Boooard..."
remix.overclocked.org/php...hp?t=14640
Quote: Im a fairly lonely guy. I have my group of friends, and we hang out in the computer lab at lunch. I think my friends are cool, but they're all guys. I dont really have any women in my life.
Well that's not entirely true. I have a sister, Laurie.
Since grade 7, everyone around me has been dating, everyone except for my clique.
Anyways, lately, my friends have started getting girlfriends, I'm really happy for them, but it leaves them with less time to spend with me. I see how happy they are with their ladies, and frankly, I'm jealous.
Last week my friend James called me up to tell me that he had just gone down on his girlfriend, for the first time. He said it was really cool. He's been encouraging me to get a lady of my own for quite some time, to reap the rewards of having a woman; as he puts it. I don't think I'm ready.
Well, its not that I'm not ready, I'm just not in a position of getting a woman.
Anyways, back to what this is all about.
I like women, but have no access to them. The only exception being Laurie. Ever since James called me up, talking about how cool vaginas are, well, I've been curious, thanks to DPPH I know all about their construction, but, well, the Internet doesn't lend itself to transferring smells.
I'll just say it.
For the last couple of days, I've been going into my sister's laundry, and smelling her panties. It's not too hard; I just say I'm doing a load of wash, or wait for everyone to leave, and then go into her hamper.
I'm in no way sexually attracted to my sister; this doesn't have anything to do with her. I just love the smell of vagina, and she has one.
I don't think this is too wrong, but I'm afraid to ask my friends if they have done it.
Is this normal?
Some time later...
Quote: As some of you know, I recently posted in here in GBS about a sexual indulgence of which I have recently amused myself with.
The GBS community displayed a wide variety of opinions and there is nothing wrong with that at all. I was unsure to the normalness of such an activity, and you made it abundantly clear that I should stop. I have no problem understanding this, and never intended to do it again.
But there is something VERY f***ING WRONGth what one of you did.
This afternoon I was picked up for school by none other then my sister. I immediately noticed that she was acting oddly. She would not look at me or talk to me the whole way home, and when we finally got there... I walk into the living room and both of my parents are in there looking directly at me.
Apparently, a "goon" who read my post took it into his hands to locate an account on a different message board, where I stupidly used the same name and avatar.
This of yet unnamed goon somehow acquired my phone number, called my house, and spoke to my parents and explained the situation.
I would just like to tell whoever did this... you destroyed my life.
I can't f***ing breathe... I can't f***ing think... why would someone do this. What I did... was harmless... what I posted... was honest. And yet someone took this whole message board thing TOO f***ING FAR destroyed my life.
I now not only have to live with my ENTIRE f***ING FAMILY KNOWING THIS, but I also have to see a psychiatrist.
Whoever did this know that I WILL f***ing find out who you are. I hope you are banned from this message board, and I hope you can't sleep at night knowing the personal and economic strain you have put on my family, and on my life. (psychiatrists are VERY f***ing expensive, I was told I will be getting a job for the first time in my life this summer just to pay for my f***ing shrink)
How's your therapy going, Mez?
"Your morality dictates your theology."
Why do I even bother? Edited by: Dhsu at: 4/1/03 8:29:01 pm
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It Doesnt Matter 612
I <3 New York
(4/1/03 8:37 pm)
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Re: "Oh be careful what you post, on the Boooard...&quo
O_O
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Mandrang Ganon
Kupo for Kupo Nuts
(4/1/03 8:39 pm)
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Re: "Oh be careful what you post, on the Boooard...&
I'm going to have you to get rid of that icon. I keep thinking you're Heckle.
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Abuelo RPG
I <3 Venezuela
(4/1/03 9:40 pm)
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Re: "Oh be careful what you post, on the Boooard...&
I have no words....
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Dame dame dame dame todo el power, para que te demos en la madre...
Gimme gimme gimme gimme todo el poder, so i can come around to joder... |
Death Valley Queen
Sheep
(4/1/03 10:59 pm)
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Re: "Oh be careful what you post, on the Boooard...&
Oh my goodness that's terrible.
Buggrit!
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L33T Dunkinbean
Kung Fu Jesus
(4/1/03 11:07 pm)
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Re: "Oh be careful what you post, on the Boooard...&
That happened over at the Something Awful forums
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Rocketlex
Member
(4/1/03 11:14 pm)
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Re: "Oh be careful what you post, on the Boooard...&
Geez, if that's the case, we could all get Maxwell sent to an insane asylum...
Board City
Bringing you comedy, one easy target at a time... |
Reitz
OHMSS
(4/2/03 12:04 am)
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Re: "Oh be careful what you post, on the Boooard...&
Duuuuuuuude......
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Unholy the Divine
I Challenge You To A Duel
(4/2/03 12:09 am)
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Re: "Oh be careful what you post, on the Boooard...&
"I just love the smell of vagina, and she has one."
I hould HOPE so (have a vagina that is).
"How's your therapy going, Mez?"
In every generation there is a chosen one... She alone will stand aginst the vampires, demons, and the forces of darkness... She is The Slayer.
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Absolut JJtH
I <3 Geoff
(4/2/03 5:50 am)
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Re: "Oh be careful what you post, on the Boooard...&
Um...
No one else thinks that's hilarious? When I picture some pervert smelling his sisters panties, it's hard to feel sorry him. Not to be the usual insensitive prick, but that was really funny.
Hitman? Heckle? Durden? Anyone feel me on this?
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Hitman
I <3 Xythar
(4/2/03 7:43 am)
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Re: "Oh be careful what you post, on the Boooard...&quo
I don't even think it's real. It just doesn't make much sense.
It's not that easy to get someone's information off the internet. And lets say someone does go through the trouble and eventually gets a phone number. What kind of parents are gonna believe a complete stranger who just randomly calls their house and tells them some weird story about their son. Unless they suspected him already of the panty sniffing, that doesn't make any sense. He probably could provide other info to try and prove it to them (like his sisters name) but then again, this guys capable of tracking down phone numbers off the internet.
When I read the first post I thought of Maxwell playing a prank on us. When I read the second, I knew it was a joke. A good one too cause people are really buying into it.
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Absolut JJtH
I <3 Geoff
(4/2/03 7:49 am)
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Re: "Oh be careful what you post, on the Boooard...&
It could be someone in the kids town or something. Don't ruin it with talk like that.
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Dyceberg Beoulve
Forgotten Canadian
(4/2/03 8:01 am)
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Re: "Oh be careful what you post, on the Boooard...&
When I was first reading it, I thought it was going to be alot worse then panty sniffing.
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Zora Girl1
Member
(4/2/03 12:41 pm)
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I think some people may start hiding their personal underthings because of this...
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Mezonn HWBA
People's Strudel
(4/2/03 2:24 pm)
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*Kicks Dhsu in the balls* Bastard.
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The Fonz
Minister of Silly Walks
(4/2/03 4:05 pm)
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I'm up for an oath of silence about the board if you guys are.
ég gaf ykkur von sem varš aš vonbrigšum.. žetta er įgętis byrjun"
"i gave you hope that became a disappointment.. this is an alright start"
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Reitz
OHMSS
(4/2/03 7:01 pm)
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Re: a
I thought it was damn funny too, Matty, though screwed the hell up. If it's real.
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Castle Guard 2
Master of Conures
(4/2/03 8:14 pm)
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I laughed before anything. Ha, ha.
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JerichoTFX
One of the un-cool ones
(4/2/03 8:40 pm)
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Re: a
Aaaaahahahaha! That's easily one of the funniest things I've ever read!
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Abuelo RPG
I <3 Venezuela
(4/2/03 10:00 pm)
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I feel sorry for that guy
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Dame dame dame dame todo el power, para que te demos en la madre...
Gimme gimme gimme gimme todo el poder, so i can come around to joder... |
Tony Knightcrawler
My road, my journey.
(4/2/03 11:20 pm)
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I do as well. I mean, he's done more in sniffing his sister's panties than I ever did when I was about that age, but I still don't think he deserved what he got, if this is for real.
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